We're just getting this page going. More merchandise will be available shortly ... but check out these great deals below for now. You know you want one. But yes -- these shirts are still available.

The Menace Publishing & Manufacture logo on a top quality, preshrunk, 50/50 shirt. Durable, memorable, and really fucking cool. Our company logo on the front, our web address on the back, and whatever you want in between. $12.00, plus a scant $2.00 for shipping and handling. XXL shirts available -- add $2, big guy. Checks or money orders payable to Menace Publishing & Manufacture, order from the address below. It will take six to eight weeks, you dig?

The Retard logo on a top quality, preshrunk, 50/50 shirt. The zine you like now has a shirt you can like, too, and it doubles as a convenient drool catcher. Doesn't clash with most protective head gear, either! $12.00, plus a paltry $2.00 sum for shipping and handling. XXL shirts available -- add $2, you big dummy. Checks or money orders payable to Menace Publishing & Manufacture, order from the address below. How do you keep a retard in suspense? Allow six to eight weeks for delivery.

More stuff coming soon. We really mean it.

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